Contronym

A contronym is a word that has two opposite meanings. Can you think of any?

Weather - it can mean either to withstand or to erode.
Buckle - it can mean to fasten or to fall apart.
Rocky - it can mean solid & unshakeable or tending to sway (e.g., a rocky shelf)

Any others?

What I'm Going To Be For Halloween

Guess what I am going to be for halloween?

I'm going to be someone that wears a big earring. This person wears a big hat. He has a lot of rings. He wears baggy pants. He wears a vest. He has only one hand. He has a sword. Now for the real big clue....he has an eyepatch.

What am I for halloween?

ANSWER(Read it backwards.)
.etarip A

Tongue Twister

Say this 5 times fast:

Mr. Fickel used a nickel and a pickel to buy a sickel to tickel Mrs. Mickel.