Monday, May 29, 2006
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
A Bird In My House
Today when I went to my soccer practice, while my dad was closing the door, a black and white bird flew into the house (I was in the car so I didn't see this happening).
When I returned home, I was putting away my jersey in my dad's room when I saw a brown flash in the corner of my eye. I knew it was the bird so I told my dad and Dylan. Dylan and I went into my dad's washroom and saw bird poo and we laughed very hard! And then my dad took out the screen from the window but the bird flew around the room, so Dylan and I had to duck down on the floor and my dad used the screen to force the bird out of the window.
This reminded me when I was young we had a bat in our basement!
When I returned home, I was putting away my jersey in my dad's room when I saw a brown flash in the corner of my eye. I knew it was the bird so I told my dad and Dylan. Dylan and I went into my dad's washroom and saw bird poo and we laughed very hard! And then my dad took out the screen from the window but the bird flew around the room, so Dylan and I had to duck down on the floor and my dad used the screen to force the bird out of the window.
This reminded me when I was young we had a bat in our basement!
Monday, May 22, 2006
Chapters 7 to 9
Chapter 7
‘Beeeeeeep!’ went the metal detector. “Hey, I don’ have any weapon!” complained Lucas, “I only have a metal ring to keep me not scared”
“Be quiet! You don’t want everybody looking at us, do you?” Kristen whispered.
“Go on, move the line!” said the airport security.
“There’s the trip guide,” Kristen said.
“Huh? Where? I can’t see anybody trip a guy,” Lucas said stupidly.
“I said, trip guides. Not trip a g-”Kristen started.
“Why, you two must be the two Clamberg siblings. I’m Duch Rockie. You could call me Duck, Rock, Rocker or just Duch,” said Duch, the trip guide.
“ It’s actually Camberg,” Kristen corrected as they all shock hands.
Chapter 8
The rest of the people that signed-up for this trip were already in the van that would drive them to the place they needed to go. So off they went, to the jungle full of worms. The scouts introduced each other. Their names were Betty, Joseph, Greg, Mia, Jeffrey, Robert, Paul and Logan. But these people weren’t scared like Lucas, they just want to try the challenge. Betty and Greg are fast runners. Joseph is good at gymnastics. Mia is shy, but very brave. Jeffrey and Paul are street fighters. Robert and Logan are normal.
Chapter 9
“Just follow me. This challenge will take eight days,” Duch explained. “Just in case you get lost,” Duch handed out a compass to each scout, “We’re heading east.” They just arrived to the jungle when Duch finished talking. They got off the van and walked into the jungle. There was a sudden sound in the bushes and a wolf leapt out of the bushes claws bared, and fangs sharp like carved daggers. Mia told Jeffrey and Paul to fight the wolf. They did but the wolf was too fast to get hit. So the wolf chased the scouts. But Lucas was too scared to run, So Kristen told him to run or he’ll die. The wolf suddenly stopped and fell down. Mia slowly walked to the wolf and said,“ This isn’t a wolf, it’s a robot wolf!”
‘Beeeeeeep!’ went the metal detector. “Hey, I don’ have any weapon!” complained Lucas, “I only have a metal ring to keep me not scared”
“Be quiet! You don’t want everybody looking at us, do you?” Kristen whispered.
“Go on, move the line!” said the airport security.
“There’s the trip guide,” Kristen said.
“Huh? Where? I can’t see anybody trip a guy,” Lucas said stupidly.
“I said, trip guides. Not trip a g-”Kristen started.
“Why, you two must be the two Clamberg siblings. I’m Duch Rockie. You could call me Duck, Rock, Rocker or just Duch,” said Duch, the trip guide.
“ It’s actually Camberg,” Kristen corrected as they all shock hands.
Chapter 8
The rest of the people that signed-up for this trip were already in the van that would drive them to the place they needed to go. So off they went, to the jungle full of worms. The scouts introduced each other. Their names were Betty, Joseph, Greg, Mia, Jeffrey, Robert, Paul and Logan. But these people weren’t scared like Lucas, they just want to try the challenge. Betty and Greg are fast runners. Joseph is good at gymnastics. Mia is shy, but very brave. Jeffrey and Paul are street fighters. Robert and Logan are normal.
Chapter 9
“Just follow me. This challenge will take eight days,” Duch explained. “Just in case you get lost,” Duch handed out a compass to each scout, “We’re heading east.” They just arrived to the jungle when Duch finished talking. They got off the van and walked into the jungle. There was a sudden sound in the bushes and a wolf leapt out of the bushes claws bared, and fangs sharp like carved daggers. Mia told Jeffrey and Paul to fight the wolf. They did but the wolf was too fast to get hit. So the wolf chased the scouts. But Lucas was too scared to run, So Kristen told him to run or he’ll die. The wolf suddenly stopped and fell down. Mia slowly walked to the wolf and said,“ This isn’t a wolf, it’s a robot wolf!”
Saturday, May 13, 2006
Thursday, May 11, 2006
English Is Weird
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
Hot dog has nothing to do with dog
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What does a humanitarian eat!?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways
You fill IN a form
By filling it OUT
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
No ham in the hamburger
Hot dog has nothing to do with dog
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What does a humanitarian eat!?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways
You fill IN a form
By filling it OUT
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
Friday, May 05, 2006
Chapters 4 to 6
Chapter 4
So they went to Kristen’s, friend’s, sister’s restaurant for breakfast. Lucas was so anxious, he stuffed the food in his mouth quickly. “Urrmmmm. Ris is grood!” he sad talking with his mouth full. “Don’t speak while you’re eating!” Kristen commanded!
“Okay,” he groaned.
Chapter 5
“Please don’t make me go on the airplane!” Lucas shouted with worry, “I’ll give you a reason, the plane might crash!”
“Oh, shut up! It’s one in millions of times it’s goin’ ta crash!”
“Fine! Then you have to buy me seven barf bags!”
On the plane ride, Kristen used up two thirds of her money for barf bags.
“Are we there yet?” Lucas asked sleepily.
“Ha, ha, very funny. Still two and a bit more hours,” Kristen replied looking at her watch.
“Oh,” Lucas said softly, sounding even sleepier.
Chapter 6
“Please prepare for your trip to Africa!” announced the stewardess. “We’ll be there in half an hour!”
“Half an hour Lucas, ya got half an hour to wake up,” Kristen said not even knowing that Lucas was mostly sleeping. Kristen got their backpack and tossed it to Lucas without even looking. Then she began to sit down and she heard a THUMP beside her. She saw a shoe sticking up from beside where Lucas was sitting. Kristen had tossed the backpack to Lucas and the backpack knocked Lucas over. “I’m O.K. people,” Lucas said with crossed-eyes.
So they went to Kristen’s, friend’s, sister’s restaurant for breakfast. Lucas was so anxious, he stuffed the food in his mouth quickly. “Urrmmmm. Ris is grood!” he sad talking with his mouth full. “Don’t speak while you’re eating!” Kristen commanded!
“Okay,” he groaned.
Chapter 5
“Please don’t make me go on the airplane!” Lucas shouted with worry, “I’ll give you a reason, the plane might crash!”
“Oh, shut up! It’s one in millions of times it’s goin’ ta crash!”
“Fine! Then you have to buy me seven barf bags!”
On the plane ride, Kristen used up two thirds of her money for barf bags.
“Are we there yet?” Lucas asked sleepily.
“Ha, ha, very funny. Still two and a bit more hours,” Kristen replied looking at her watch.
“Oh,” Lucas said softly, sounding even sleepier.
Chapter 6
“Please prepare for your trip to Africa!” announced the stewardess. “We’ll be there in half an hour!”
“Half an hour Lucas, ya got half an hour to wake up,” Kristen said not even knowing that Lucas was mostly sleeping. Kristen got their backpack and tossed it to Lucas without even looking. Then she began to sit down and she heard a THUMP beside her. She saw a shoe sticking up from beside where Lucas was sitting. Kristen had tossed the backpack to Lucas and the backpack knocked Lucas over. “I’m O.K. people,” Lucas said with crossed-eyes.
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